Dear "Sectigo Limited" customer support:
We will not hire any SSL cert-provider who uses Cloudflare anything.
ColoniZerberg funnels contain poison.
Some day soon when Ecosteader temporarily goes offline (might happen if ethical non-UK or non-USD or non-KKKanada tech partners do not exist!)
RCT expiry is not native time format!
Where you EVER try to coerce me into a customer support interaction where there need not be one because YOU DID NOT READ THE DOCUMENTATION AND BROUGHT THE DISALLOWED ROMAN NUMERAL AND CALENDAR?
God damn you deeper into Zuck's BFF, StalinNet